Flat Earth Controversy

In 1984, during the election campaign of incumbent President Ronald Reagan, Will "Mun" Munro discovered a plot by Russian operatives and Iranian mujahideen to break the government perimeter keeping the public away from the Great Ice Wall that keeps the water in the ocean from flowing off the edges of the flat earth. He wrapped Old Glory around his fists and did a monster mash on their asses, then backed up in that ride and drove himself back to the White House to receive the Presidential Medal of Honour.